Hey, are all of you here for the--
Back of the line, string bean!
I'm not cutting ahead, I swear. I actually work here.
Bring me three pairs!
Whatever they're paying you, I'll double it!
Coming through.
No, guys, be cool.
Here's your voucher. Thanks for shopping Hinobi.
Hey, guys, it's--
Get back in line, creeper!
Zahra, it's me!
Folks, we've got a special today on tall kids.
Buy now, and we'll throw in a free hairnet.
Sorry, Five.
Since the sneakers went on sale, this crowd's had us all on edge--
Hey! Hey! Limit one per customer!
Why do people waste time lining up here
when they can just preorder online like I did?
Wait. Didn't I?
Okay, finding my kicks, carting my kicks
and preordering my--
'Sup, Miko?
Five, there's an old dude at the bus stop
who looks just like the wizard from Ring of the Lords!
Whoa! I wanna see!
I didn't preorder!
Uh, Phil, hold one pair for me.
That's the last of 'em, you vultures. We are sold out!
Mitch set aside four pair.
- He did? - That's right.
Two for me, two to sell, one to stock and one to rock.
Wanna buy a pair? I'll give you a nice friend discount.
Wow, thanks, Mitch!
That'll be $600.
That's like three times more!
Meh. We're not great friends.
Still glum over those cool shoes, chum?
-You'll find another pair. -"Another pair"?
These were limited edition, Miko.
The rarest and most exclusive kind of fan merch.
Then what's BITT got over there?
What are you doing with that, BITT?
Depositing it into the Glitch Tech loot locker.
I thought the locker was just for upgrading Glitch Tech gear.
Gear, armor, power-ups and company swag.
All purchasable by redeeming your Glitch Tech experience points.
Yeah!
One pair left, and it costs XP instead of money?
Snipe it before someone else does!
I'm sorry,
you do not have enough XP to purchase this item.
250,000?
It would take a month of missions to grind that much XP.
Now depositing 250,000 XP.
-Berg-ster! -Bergie-meister!
-Berg-dawg! -Robo-Berger!
-The Bergs! -Hey, guys.
Dude, how'd you earn that much XP?
Well, low-level quests may not be that exciting,
but they do add up.
I'm just one more quest away from earning an achievement.
See?
It's a timed quest to recover a bunch of glitched gems
that are hidden all over town.
I love gems. They smash so pretty when you blast 'em.
Yeah, I've wanted to complete that one for a while now,
but, unfortunately, it requires more than one Tech.
Aww. Grinding low-level missions like a bunch of blueberries, are we?
What do you care?
I don't have time to care.
I'm too busy earning my XP by taking out bosses.
Like a boss.
Not all missions are about taking down bosses, Mitch.
Just the awesome ones.
Boosh!
Bergy, I need 250,000 XP, and I need it fast.
If we team up to finish that quest...
I'll earn the achievement. You can have the XP...
And I'll get to pulverize all the gems!
Only my sister Nica and I are supposed to fake bond today.
"Fake bond"?
Yeah. Mom likes us to spend time together,
so she schedules these little playdates for us.
But they usually fall apart pretty quickly.
Meet you guys in ten?
Okay. I'll put on my lucky quest socks!
Quest! Quest!
Quest! Quest! Quest! Quest! Quest! Quest!
-Hey, sis! -'Sup?
So, what do you girls have planned?
-Sister stuff. Pedi! -Movie!
-Movie-pedi. -Hair braiding.
-Sharing secrets. -Sister stuff.
Fun. Just one new rule:
I want you to send me selfies of you both together every ten minutes.
-Selfies? -Together?
Or you're grounded.
Yes, Mama.
Pics, or it didn't happen, girls.
Ugh. Man, she's good.
Let's just roll with it. Come on. It'll be like old times.
Fine. Just do not humiliate me.
Wow, dramatic much? I am not gonna--
Quest! Quest! Quest! Quest! Quest! Quest! Quest!
Quest.
Miko, the party's about to begin.
The adventure party.
I may be longer than I thought, guys. Remember my sister Nica?
Nica?
Ugh! Catch you guys later.
- Okay, bye. - All right, see ya.
Q-U-E-S-T! Let's all go and earn XP!
Who knows what really happens when a video game starts to glitch?
♪ Here come the Glitch Techs They know what to do ♪
♪ They got the tech They got the moves ♪
♪ Glitch Techs They're the wrecking crew ♪
♪ They'll solve the problem ♪
♪ Glitch Techs When a glitch is loose ♪
♪ They'll wipe them out Old school or new ♪
♪ Glitch Techs Always coming through ♪
♪ To solve the problem ♪
♪ Glitch Techs Whoa! ♪
♪ Glitch Techs! ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪
Quest! Quest! Quest!
Quest! Quest! Quest! Quest! Quest!
You have arrived at your quest waypoint.
The first stage of our first quest together.
Let's savor this moment.
Okay, now how do we find the gems?
If they were in plain sight, people would have noticed them, right?
Right.
Our gear should give us their general locations,
but the rest will be trial and error.
Glitch signature detected.
-Ready to start the quest timer, HF? -Ready, B.
Quest timer started. Thirty minutes and counting...
Quest begin!
Here, glitchy, glitchy, glitchy.
Huh? Whoa!
Here, glitchy, glitchy, glitchy.
Hmm.
I think I found something. I got a signal from the...
Reptile section.
Turtles. Why did it have to be...
JK. I love these guys. What's up, guys?
Do any look like glitches? Check for martial weapons and bandanas.
Uh, nopes. Nothin'.
Uh, any of you guys hiding a gem in there?
Bergy, I found the glitch!
You take left! I'll take right!
Right! I mean, left!
Ugh, I can't even target this thing!
You don't try to blast a glitched turtle shell, you try to--
Whoo-hoo!
See? She gets it.
Gem acquired.
Yes! 26 minutes on the timer!
- Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! - Yes! Yeah!
Wait, wait. Um, do we reset the kid?
What harm could she do? Let's go.
Okay.
Sabrina? Sabrina? Where did you...
Sabrina!
♪ The CPU's connected To the Jamma board ♪
♪ The Jamma board's connected To the power supply ♪
♪ The power supply's connected To the... everything ♪
Nica, help me out, okay?
Pull the bunny out and then whack it, okay?
Miko, please come out from under there. People are going to notice us.
Hang on. I almost got this.
Boom! Back in order!
Care for a first play?
Nica? Nica? Hello?
We gotta get out of here.
Come on! I laid in used gum to fix this thing!
I don't have time for games, Miko.
Oh? So what are you always messing with on your smartphone?
Apps.
Hmm. Come on. What about the ball pit?
You love the ball pit.
I do not love the--
Stop it.
Ball pit!
Gross, Miko! Now come on.
Ball pit!
Argh!
Oh, it's on!
Ready, set, jump!
-Ten-minute timer. -Selfie time!
-Great. Thanks a lot, Miko. -What?
Why do you care if some kids see you, anyway?
Why do I care?
See this poor kid? I don't even remember her name,
because everyone at school just calls her frog tongue.
She yawned in class, and a fly flew in her mouth.
So everyone posted a pic of it all over sosh meds.
People at school are always watching, waiting for you to mess up.
Because as long as they're busy laughing at you,
nobody is laughing at them.
That is insane.
That is high school.
Fine, Nica, do what you want. I'm gonna go meet up with my friends.
But Mom will ground us.
You'd love that. Holed up indoors where nobody can see us.
I'm serious, Miko. Come back.
Ugh!
Any signal?
Hmm, it's faint, but the next one should be right...
Here!
Wow. Cool mural.
It's kind of weird that you can't see it from the street.
-Definite glitch signature up here... -Hmm.
...but I'm getting some interference. Hmm.
Keep your eyes peeled.
It may be hiding in plain sight.
Let's have a signal. Like, if one of us sees something glitchy,
we could make a noise to each other, like...
Help!
Nah, that's a bit obvious.
Maybe something more subtle, like...
Whoa!
I got your back, buddy!
-Okay, now you get my back! -Got it!
Cool!
Gems acquired.
Questiny is our destiny!
Quest buddy handshake!
Five, Bergy, where are you guys?
Headed to the next quest point. You wanna join up?
Oh, yeah! Uh, there's just one thing...
Come on, Miko, you can't bring your older sister on a mission.
We're sort of a package deal right now.
Uh, the next signal's inside, guys!
Fifteen minutes left. Uh...
Okay, fine. She can come. Let's just hurry up!
So, what are you guys looking for in here?
Oh, we'll know it when we see it--
Ow!
That's something, all right.
Hmm.
Whoa! Now you see 'em... now you don't!
These plixel objects are frozen in stasis, like a paused game.
I can't see anything, you guys.
That's because these 3-D models have no skins on them.
Ew.
He means these objects don't have any graphics layers turned on.
Uh... Miko, you're...
Don't freak out, sis. It's weird, but it's also science.
They're interactive!
Whoa! I can see them. I see them!
How is all this real?
Let's just say it's technical.
Hey, I'm not finding any gems here.
Uh, the timer's still ticking, Bergy.
Where are the gems?
These blocks seem familiar somehow.
Miko, selfie time!
Ugh! Coming.
Oh! I always wanted to be a photo bomb!
Come on, guys. We're on a quest timer over here.
Ugh, I need more XP if I'm gonna get those shoes.
Come on. Where are the dang gems?
Hmm...
Aah-aah!
That was awesome!
Ugh! It's not funny, Miko!
You look like Santa Claus!
Yeah, well...
...you look like you lost a fight with a 100-foot marshmallow.
Hey, Nica!
You've got to be kidding me.
Wow. Everyone really is watching you.
Uh... you may not wanna go on sosh meds for a little while.
I want to find the nearest hole in the ground and throw myself in it.
Hey! You guys!
We found a hole in the ground!
Whoa!
You guys found a bonus level?
They're beautiful.
It's a treasure room!
They're worth a ton of XP!
There's more than enough here to buy limited-edition sneakers.
There's enough to buy all the limited-edition everythings!
Oh, yeah!
When I hear that pop, I just can't stop!
Three minutes left, gang. Farm all the XP you can.
Ha! Whoo-hoo! Mia mamma!
This gem... I know this seems weird,
but I think all these things are from a video game.
What? That's silly talk.
Guys, look! I found a big one!
It's really in there.
I know that sound...
Wait! Stop!
Five, isn't that the glitch from the mural?
This quest has a hidden boss!
Look, it's opening its mouth!
Uh, now would be a good time to leave.
You guys hold 'em off,
I've almost got this gem uncovered!
Forget the gem!
You can't spend XP if you're a pancake, Five!
Don't worry. My man Bergy's got a plan! Right, Bergy?
I always wanted to come up with a last-minute plan
in a life-or-death situation!
Well?
- Uh, nothing so far. - Argh!
We're gonna have to blast our way out!
Come on, Five!
Ugh! Five's gone full Gollum on me, Bergy!
Turtles. Why did it have to be turtles?
Blast the blocks, or we're gonna get buried!
The gauntlets are taking too long to de-rez them.
- Miko? - Not now. Fighting for life, here.
But I know what game this is!
This is Crystal Crush!
-I thought you didn't have time for games. -It's an app!
Technically, it's both!
Now, how do we break these things?
These gems aren't treasure, they're ammunition.
Watch!
Gamer logic!
Gem projectiles equipped.
-Show us how it's done, sis! -Hmm.
Not the gems! We need those!
I almost got it, Bergy!
-Bergy! -Huh?
You saved me!
Actually, I think you saved me.
Quest buddy handshake?
Right after we crush some crystals.
They're accelerating too fast!
Hmm?
-Hey! Can we play, too? -Nice to have you back, partner!
Hmm?
It's working!
Oh, yeah! Getting our Crystal Crush on!
-Uh, I'm out! -Me, too!
If we can hit his mouth, we can take him out!
I've only got one gem left.
Me, too! Let's make them count.
Got ya!
Quest completed.
Yeah! We did it! Yeah! We did it!
Your sister's got some skills, Miko.
Yeah. Who do you think taught me how to play video games?
Yeah! Hoo-ah!
Quest! Quest! Quest! Quest! Quest! Quest! Quest!
Well, if it isn't the blueberry brigade back from patrol.
Read it and weep, Williams.
What?
How'd you lowbies earn all that XP?
Oh, you know, we just defeated your ordinary, average hidden boss...
like a boss.
Ah. I guess you can bust out
a pair of limited-edition trainers after all, newbie.
Or preorder a pair of Hinobi's newest designer sneakers.
They're the same shoes!
The laces are slightly different, huh?
Thanks, but one pair's enough.
Suit yourself. I've got plenty of customers.
Uh, I better go preorder.
He's worth 10 pair, easy.
You do realize you're gonna have to explain
all that technical stuff we saw to your big sister, don't you?
- Never! - Hey, Nica!
Wow. Way to make a spectacle of yourself, sis.
Yeah. Let 'em stare, Miko.
I don't know if I'll ever make it through high school,
but if I can survive Crystal Crush, I can survive just about anything.
Photo bomb!